A day in our life:

Me: Ma, I wanna have my passport.
Mom: Why?
Me: Because I'll go to Taiwan this November.
Mom: Why?
Me: I will watch Namie's concert. IF she goes to Taiwan this November.
Mom: Do you have money?
Me: I will save 20 thousand...
Mom: That is just your fare and the concert!
Me: and concert goods too!
Mom: You won't eat? Or take accommodations?
Me: my friend practically lived in the airport
Mom: what if you don't get the money this year?
Me: I'll go to Taiwan next year.
Mom: Why?
Me: It's arashi's around asia part 3?

(moments of silence)
Me: Ma, I want to go to Japan...
Mom: not again!